12 THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO THE ARIZONA BARBECUE FESTIVAL IN THE LAST 72 HOURS
1) 3 of the 9 slots for the Biggest Badass Bartender Competition have been filled. And the Judge—the Great Grand Niece of Jack Daniel, Lynne Tolley—has booked her ticket to come in from Lynchburg, TN. Can anyone pick her up from the airport?
2) Chefs have begun crafting their menu for the April 9 Preview Dinner, a barbecupalooza under the stars with 13 of the Valley’s top chefs. You should come.
3) Our first 3 entries to the Miss Arizona Barbecue Festival Queen Beauty Pageant have come in. Yes, that’s really the name of the pageant. No it’s not owned by Donald Trump. Know anyone that should enter?
4) Our number of teams competing and serving barbecue to you has soared past 40. Which means you might want to hit the gym, now.
5) We realize that residents of downtown Scottsdale might complain about all the BBQ smoke. So we integrated “The Best Damn Cigar Lounge” into the event, to cover up the smell of smoke with, well, the smell of smoke.
6) Skeptics of our event should know that we’ve ordered our power generators. So at least we’ve got that covered.
7) Skeptics of our event should also know that we’ve begun a Black List of Communists to be published on April 12’s EaterAZ.com – this list will include the people who promised their help to Rick & Dave but shunned them once called upon. Why aren’t you picking up your phones?! We’re sincerely disappointed in these people and companies. Nothing like a good ‘ole public shaming, right?
8) Our hourly lineup for the Viking Kitchen Demo Stage has been set and includes Michael Stebner from True Food Kitchen, this cool guy, and a couple other great, entertaining chefs.
9) We’ve ordered so much pork, beef, and chicken, that we’ve decided to pay our staff in hams and sirloin steaks.
10) The Whole Foods Farmer’s Market is pretty much booked up and ready to roll. Whole Foods, you’ve been a joy to work with and we appreciate it!
11) Back to that Viking thing—they are also providing grills for that Preview Dinner. Really, if you’re a foodie and love our local chefs, you should check out this event. We know, it’s $150, but it will be unlike anything you’ve ever experienced. In a good way. Promise.
12) Our water sponsor, redleaf, gave away 6 pairs of Spring Training tickets to our Twitter followers last week as a way to stir up the buzz before the event. Man, you Canadians really are nice people.
13) Plates, cups, forks and knives, and napkins for the Preview Dinner just arrived from these people—www.LetsGoGreen.biz. How cool is it that our servingware will be made from Post-Consumer Waste?!
14) Something about Tobias?
15) Waste Mgmt?