
DON’T BE TURKEY
The Dish
After some people read this e-mail, they’ll probably DM us on Twitter saying things like “Did you have nothing better to write about than Bashas’ coupons??” After other people read this e-mail, they’ll probably wish they were in the zip code that got these.
In the usual pile of mailbox crap, we were hit with cool group of coupons that went like this: You buy a package of Jennie-O Ground Turkey Breast for about $6, and for free you get a pack of cheese, box of taco shells, shredded lettuce, and packet of seasoning. (Because who really likes turkey tacos? You’ve got to season the sh*t out of ground turkey meat.) So you mask the taste of turkey with a buncha spice — voila! You’ve got a healthy alternative that tastes like the unhealthy alternative. All for six bucks.
Problem is, we got these coupons on the last day of the deal. Bashas’ fault? The mailman’s fault? James Porter’s fault? Yea, we’ll just blame Porter. You owe us turkey tacos dude.
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